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unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle
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madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP
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actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

stalfosboy

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calikitty-13:

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

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