askboyfriend tagmy face©

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amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via shonetsu)

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"I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance."

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simsgonewrong:

Why is the grim reaper trying to play fighting games with a fork
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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via sugarskrulls)

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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(Source: thor-n-cap, via thranduskul)

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